Big Dairy Called and Wants to Know Why Your Milk Vat is Empty! Read my new story, published in the latest issue of The Petigru Review: https://thepetigrureview.com/big-dairy-called-and-wants-to-know-why-your-milk-vat-is-empty/

Big Dairy Called and Wants to Know Why Your Milk Vat Is Empty

Sydney Bollinger Issue 16 Flash Fiction My cows are precious and their milk is the drink of the gods. What do these nut “milk” drinkers think they’re doing? Doesn’t everyone want to experience...

this story was inspired by those silly NUT MILK IS NOT MILK signs that i love to make fun of because, like, obviously nut milk is not dairy milk are you kidding me right now