I feel like most authors don't rly want Stephen King levels of stardom, where we can't grab a meal w/o people crying at the table. Most of us just want to support our families, afford health care, have 30 people show up to a book signing, and write books that mean something to those who need them.

this story was inspired by those silly NUT MILK IS NOT MILK signs that i love to make fun of because, like, obviously nut milk is not dairy milk are you kidding me right now