LinkedIn, if "I sidled up to the hiring manager as he was leaving for lunch, gave him a firm handshake, and he said I was a strapping lad with a bright future and told the Mail Room to give me a job" were a web site

The part I like best are the people desperate to post something insightful who, in 2024, post shit like “Sometimes ‘done’ is better than ‘perfect’!” Going straight for the top of the grocery store sorting department, taking no prisoners. 💪

Yup, and nowadays, that would get you blacklisted from ever working there.