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Median C++ programmer finds out there is a storage hierarchy

Mike Action making a favourite point in his keynote(?) at CppCon 201: "Data-Oriented Design and C++".

He is in a rather good Hawaiian shirt, a dark orange with white print pattern; he is wearing practical rectangular nerdy glasses; he is bearded with "young dad" level hair; kind of bear-shaped, and he's sweating under the lights and his frenetic movement during the talk. He's brightly lit in front of very dark curtains.

The quote from a slide about to be shown, reads: "Software does not run in a magic fairy aether powered by the fevered dreams of CS PhDs."

Video: https://youtu.be/rX0ItVEVjHc?t=975
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TQthequantummage.bsky.social

I remember one time, back in the 80s, having to explain to a programmer newly learning C that you probably shouldn't statically allocate a 4 Mb array variable for a program meant to run on a 1 Mb machine with no paging, and that might explain why the program wasn't working.

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Tired: "CS PhDs don't live in the real world of sweat, deadlines and hardware." Still really fuckin tired: "CS PhDs don't live in the real world of sweat, deadlines and hardware."

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Like Bruh do you know how much computer science is in cache and storage studies and how many PhDs that alone has minted

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Typo in alt text: Mike ACTON

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WOcyaup.bsky.social

I usually don't like these takes but I had a weird "are you messing with me?" convo with one of my CS profs were I had to convince him that in the real world API vendors change the interface on you sometimes. I was already full-time and he knew that, so at least he listened but it was weird.

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When I moved to santa cruz someone I knew declared that UCSC's CS program was better than CSUN's because it taught *science* not *trade*. This same someone said it was impossible to have a C compiler that did bounds checking.

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Winemom Herzog
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