Y'know, I did not expect to open What's Hot Classic and just see a sea of cock. 😶

Finally, I can touch grass.

Also this:

So not gonna lie, I was tempted to try out Threads because I have an ancient insta account. But holy fuck this privacy policy, then the sheer amount of permissions it asks for on my phone. Like why the fuck do you need so see my Health and Wellness info? Zuck on some Arasaka ass shit.

Bruh, there are so many mutelists I'm subscribed to. I probably would never know if he even dreamt about touching this platform with his grimey spray tan hands.

Tremors. I was convinced that if I stepped on dirt, I'd die.

Anyone else?

Thanks, this skeet made me audibly snort.

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