i think i've discovered the funniest possible thing you can do in this game

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #755,509!

this is a brazilian website now

hey guys check this out

You start off by saying tranny tranny tranny, by 2023 you can’t say that. That hurts you, backires. So you say stuff like uh protect womens bathrooms, and you’re getting so abstract. Now you’re talking about chess competitions and prom queens and a byproduct of that is people think you're psychotic

Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying

im stupid and this about this everyday

Fired 32 minutes into my Blackjack dealer career after saying “Ok, here’s the deal” before dealing everyone their cards every single time.

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sorry for starting that witch hunt earlier. apparently that person wasn’t even a witch. yeah they got burned at the stake but what matters is that i’m sorry