looking at these comics, i feel i am accidentally learning about stuff, while looking at them good stuff

allegedly spongebob squarepants and anti-night shift propaganda are held to blame. damn commies!

hi i am confused

pardon me, but let me elaborate my thoughts even further, in crucial, extensive detail, sufficing to the short character limit on this website

wait until you learn about this crazy new trend called "airports"

i wonder what happens if someone were to burn a sour man to the stake. he probably tastes like burnt gelatin

natural light will be a museum exhibit in 2,000 years, when these future younger generations learn, unbeknownst to them, that humans relied on the light of the sun to see shit in the dark and not a powerful grape-sized 180-degree beacon of artificial light, the pinnacle of the future

obviously Newton didn't live in a time, where shooting a bullet through a blob of jello is considered "rad"

the government needs to hire this turtle

i cant tell if hes high or suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect