Happiest of birthdays! Absolutely incredible 🤩🤩🤩🤩☺️☺️☺️☺️

Hell fucking yes! God, it bummed me out. 😣

What’s wrong?

Heck yeah 🫡

I’m thankful for lesbians for inventing the flannel shirt pocket.

Wow this does, indeed, rule!

You mean it’s not? 🥺

Nothing. Nothing at all! Just exercising a healthy amount of irrational paranoia.

She kinda has your hair and eyes and It’s early and I 😱

*sketchy internet ad* Calories HATE him for using this one simple trick…