“The human body and how it reacts to drugs in a given set of circumstances is the same throughout the United States.” It differs in Canada, though, where you might disrupt the delicate balance of the Canadians’ swim bladders and venom glands, which Americans don’t have

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“He shouldn’t be able to use those statistics relating to patients survival rates varying with time of treatment, because they’re not able to tell us this particular patient’s chances of survival” Sir. Do you know what statistics are? I don’t think you do