Haha yeah that’s what I thought but I was a member of four different critique groups when I first started writing and so many people would say shit like “thoughts can’t hiccup” and “WiFi router noise would not keep a person awake” and like

Lol WiFi router noise definitely keeps me awake. I also bring electrical tape with me to hotels so I can cover every stupid LED light because even when my eyes are closed I know they are there. Hmm I'm maybe not a good person to say whether these descriptions would be accessible to typical readers.