fyi a quick search of “famous people born in 1970” reveals Melania trump was born in that year. Just in case you DO find that time machine

Can you afford two bloomin' onions, a steak salad, lobster tails, a filet, a chicken sandwich and a sirloin + tip + tax on that gift card

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I love this so so so much

I want to copy it and make one of my own

(It’s not Joe Biden)

Totally a spoiler: it’s Joe Biden

I think of her every time I make spaghetti, especially since I’m usually cooking barefoot

😇🦛

Imagine my surprise upon learning this wasn’t about one of your sons