The one and only girls dinner

Every app my mom isn’t in is an enjoyable app

I saw this lol

But this is good tho

Join my new social media site, Pavarotti-esque, where we record voice notes of ourselves singing songs in our most Pavarotti-esque voices and upload them for all to hear

I wish I could sing Into penises like they were microphones and the sound of my voice would come out through the balls

I’ll be at the La one!!

Good morning

I farted during the opening scene of Asteroid City and Wes Anderson sued me

All of us on bluesky