The strong arm of the law?

I think this might sum up the situation...

Who doesn't love the sight of scorched orcs?

I love your style 😎

Damn right, especially with the steady erosion of norms over the last few decades.

I'd like to think I would, I know people with them and they're a real boost to self esteem. Though I'd use a bag or something to handle them if I could...

"If you can't measure it, it doesn't exist." works both ways...

Judith always writes the best Beehive Letters, though Gerry comes close

And don't even ask about washing their feet. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Mike!

As others have said, the important thing is that he wanted to hang out with you, that's pretty cool.