Is this a trick question?

This is totally not an invitation to show me your mewbs 👀

In the mood to bust a nut on some hairy boobies

Lookit da good boi

If Ariana Grande doesn't say "yuh" in the Wicked movie I'm walking out

I tried having sex last night and for some reason my spine kept spasming and shaking really harshly and I'm worried I might be too out of shape and need a gym 🙃

O O O Ozempiiiiiic fuck that ass *guitar riff*

Slap me with your fat cock, why don't you slap me with your fat cock, hit me with your cumshot, fire awaaaayy

just saying

NOOO NOT MAGGIE SMITH TOO 😭