What skills/assets are you bringing to the post-apocalyptic commune/bunker/nomadic survival crew? I know how to keep bees and chickens, see by hand, crochet, shoot a longbow, and can retell all of the Sunday Flash Gordon continuity through about 1950.

I can do fixing/building of stuff if someone gives me directions. Also, storytelling.

Damn. Looks like you already got the retelling around the campfire covered. I guess that leaves me as the person at the edge of each campsite that always got a murder of crows to feed. I would be useless in a bunker tho.

Realistically I’d just be the human Excel spreadsheet of who’s good at what skills

I'm really good at being useless. Do you need someone who specializes in being useless?

See by hand…?

The WiFi will work flawlessly. You’re welcome.

I know just enough about primitive survival skills, woodworking and metal working to make myself useful.

I can make beer.

I got five words and two hyphens for you : Post-apocalyptic open-mic night