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Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated, unmoored (🏴‍☠️). Large-bodied, BED/ED. Twitter goblin mostly, but trying to branch out.
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I can never find ANY good chips at Trader Joe’s. Just abysmal salty snack selections.

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I mean it’s Colorado, so of course you’ve gotta have a dog

A 12ft skeleton in someone's backyard, accompanied by a skeleton dog.
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Speaking of irresponsible teachers, I had a science class once in the early 2000s where the teacher walked around with a cattle prod and would shock us from behind using the metal on these bastard chairs

The kind of school chair that had metal legs.
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So I loved the Snapple Elements line. I recently bought the new ones, and they just don't taste the same. Have you ever encountered a revived product that has survived the years?

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WYshouldhavecat.bsky.social

ITS SPOOKY SEASON Y’ALL

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Beautiful - and happy birthday!

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Ffranzanth.bsky.social

Today I'm bringing back The Butt Political Spectrum ™ What is A Butt? How do you even define a butt? Tag yourself I'm Butt Chaotic

a chart showing animal butts with a slider going from pedant, normie, inclusive, chaotic.

1. butt pedant: must fulfill all 4 criteria
image of a bear & baboon butt
it has a hole, in the rear, round, expels waste
the bear & baboon butts are butts

2. butt normie: must fulfill 3 criteria
image of a bird cloaca
it’s a hole, in the rear, expels waste
also used for peeing & mating
the bird’s cloaca is a butt

image of a clam siphon
it’s a tube hole, in the rear, expels waste
not round, but inflatable
the clam’s siphon is a butt

3. butt inclusive: must fulfill 2 criteria
image of a squid funnel
it’s a tube hole, expels waste
also used for jet propulsion
the squid’s funnel is a butt

image of a sea anemone’s butt
it’s a big hole, expels waste
it’s a mouth, also an anus, it’s a manus
the anemone’s manus is a butt

4. butt chaotic: whatever you want it to be
image of a roundish snail shell
the snail’s shell is a butt

image of a round sea urchin
the entire urchin is a butt
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Bbrandirecognition.bsky.social

happy autumn equinox!

A young girl with dark brown skin is seen from the back, back lit by a giant full moon. She has her arms outstretched, reaching for a leaf.
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Oh!

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Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated, unmoored (🏴‍☠️). Large-bodied, BED/ED. Twitter goblin mostly, but trying to branch out.
35 followers51 following55 posts