these gains cost me over 800 dollars what are you gonna do about it US border agent, take my muscle? piss your pants maybe? bend over?
to the singular NSA agent that got a bluesky invite, this is a joke
i bring a sort of consuming the inebriation elixir behind the wheel of a moving vehicle vibe that the canadian border guards dont really like
too many old people at the function, we need a new plague quick someone ban golf
"hello middle of nowhere Nevada? we want to build another Disneyworld. No reason"
might be the slowest work day ive had in a while, everyone's out of office and there's nothing to do might just fuck around with Ubuntu for the next four hours
reskeet if you are a furry, queer, hacker, film enthusiast, or violent anarchist terrorist and I will follow you 🤍 (and please reskeet for visibility if this applies to you and I am already following)