I prefer TranceWOW. It absorbs so many thoughts you’ll wonder how you hypnotized anyone without it! Sucks thoughts from every nook and cranny and holds them tight. (And it’s made by the Germans, and you know they make good stuff.)

If cosplay was a thing at con, I'd so personalize a microfiber cloth for you and double dare you to dress up and market it.

Never heard of it, sounds interesting 😅🤔