Dungeons and Opossums

The last time I homemade burgers, I think at least half of the patties outweighed a McDonalds burger, bun and all.

I messed up I became cheese and started consuming creatures. I fear I may shortly consume New York.

How many owls do you have to see in a night before it's suspicious? One is fine. Two is kind of impressive. Three is a lot. Fifty is definitely weird, but where's the line?

*Reaches out and swoggles ur horns*

"Have at you!" I cry, bursting in through a locked door before rigidly tposing and pitching forwards, landing with a loud thud and embedding my bill in the floorboards.

I missed the first line at first and Oh Boy was that a different vibe

A tuna is the right size to play a tuba but it cannot blow. This is the tragedy of life.

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