That's taking on a pack of dinosaurs, that is. (Even if they have been bred to be slow and ungainly)

Ooh, who's your Mashup artist of choice?

I can't guarantee that I will SOLVE your problems, but I CAN guarantee that once I bring out my fire nunchuks you will no longer be concerned about those specific problems.

But it's Istanbul, not Constantinople

What a delightful little village

Wait I thought we got tax benefits

Imagine a world where it was Jason Beeb instead of Jason Bourne

What if it pecks me though :/

Man what if eggs were fuzzy. That would be weird.

Sometimes you listen to a seashell and hear the ocean, sometimes you hear crab violence.