the suggestion that children would be upset by soup being thrown on a painting is laughable. And suggests that Judge Chris Hehir has never met any children.

Oh I don’t need roads… This lovely moonlight is so bright I can’t possibly get lost

I hope not because, coincidentally, I’ve gone for a lovely walk on the moors.

If this dude worked as a wine waiter, it was at Pizza Hut.

Bissouma is a liability tonight. Not just that last bit - that’s been coming, though.

I didn’t have ‘defending like an under trained school kid’ on the list, but here we are

My 12 year old son bought himself a nice watch. Genuinely. I was quite shocked

You learn something new every day…

Some accidental Alan Bennett there, mate :)

This is very funny