Alice in Mudhoney

They look way cooler while you’re still sitting in the Cybertruck.

I am in this picture and I don’t like it.

On the plus side, my “friend’s” number has twice as much punctuation as all the folks with numbers in the thousands. So there’s that…

Wait, the story is sooooo much better when you consider he xeeted that on March 26, or right about HERE!

If only the June game had been called with Jansen on two strikes. Then he could have caught strike three on his own strikeout last night!

Buried somewhere in my childhood stash of baseball cards, I have a card commemorating a player who was traded between games of a doubleheader and appeared in each game for the opposing teams. I guess this is how you 1-up that feat.

I’ve already told my kids that next year, when I turn 55, the party’s at IHOP so I can order off the senior menu.

Doesn’t the fact that it’s called “Generative AI” imply that it’s just making shit up?

Pong! At home!