I had one question for my park board rep when they were campaigning: will you use as much political dark arts/politicking as possible to direct disproportionate funds to your reps parks and park wishes.

What if we turned the Hiawatha golf course into a sex forest at night but an off leash dog park during the day?

I cannot tell you how much this has angered dog owners.

I voted today. They asked if I wanted a sticker, I told them I want a Mets victory in Milwaukee.

I want to smush their faces in the mud

That's our big beautiful shortstop who we love

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

Thank you

I fucked up my mail in ballot w blue ink. Fuck

I need someone here to give me a good reason for making the currently used minnehaha dog park space smaller.