"Now that the alliance is sealed through marriage to pfrazee, we can rely on the Brazilians to provide sea support in our pincer attack on Tpot. Once their capital Berduck is taken, we can march onward to take the Web3 peninsula, while the Alf minicluster defends our southern side"

absolute banger

"The soldiers of the Goose subcluster are amenable to our cause, but those formerly of the Frontend Dev cluster have trouble adjusting to our ways. They refuse to call it skeeting, and attempt to speak of their 'podcasts' during our sacred nightly thirstposting rituals. This bodes ill."

wait whats this

pillage their cities and salt their lands, may tpot's name be erased from history

Excellent, what will we do when we get to TPOT?

But sir, without achieving an encirclement, decentralized web3 forces will simply melt into the countryside.

if there's one thing you can count on the Alf minicluster to do it's to stand firm and keep a tight grip on the southern side

Lmao 🤣 Well done 👏🏾

The Brazilian Horde, holding the pincer with horniness and pride, stares at Tpot in anticipation...

LOL I love that @livialamblet.com is spearheading the Brazilian cluster...