Honestly Iâm glad he missed. If heâd blown the sonofabitchâs head off, the GOP might have replaced him with someone who isnât a total idiot, whoâd be riding the kind of wave that only comes from someoneâs martyrdom.
So we donât know anything about the shooter, but I wonder if it was one of the contractors that Trump stiffed for millions of dollars? Or I wonder if it was one of the people he cheated with one of his âbusinesses?â Oh oh oh, or maybe Trump raped their daughter?
I know that the people who work the front desk at hotels are trained to ask you why youâre in town because some focus group decided that this is friendly and welcoming, but whenever they do Iâm always tempted to answer ânone of your fucking business.â I donât, but Iâm tempted.
Beats the olâ âpint oâ Scotch on Tuesdayâ plan, thatâs for sure.
My go-to "drink-when-I-don't-want-a-drink" is soda water and a few shakes of whatever bitters I have on hand, over ice. Angostura are the most readily available choice, but Fee's Black Walnut are particularly excellent. Not even kind of sweet.
Thereâs a guy who 100% has a bunch of CP on his laptopâŚ
The source strikes me as academic. As long as youâve got a stream of suckers pitching coins into the well it doesnât matter if youâre promising them that theyâll be able shit frosted cupcakes by this time next year. Disbelief has been suspended. Our future is secure.
(Raises a hand, glossy with perspiration, to give you a thumbs-up. The gesture is difficult to make out from any distance because the air itself is thick with a whitish haze of humidity and any surface darker than a sheet of notebook paper shimmers with ambient heat. One of my eyebrows melts.)
âShort for âmagazine??â That thing that goes in a fucking gun??â Let âem pronounce it however they like. The future is theirs.
Many years of my working life have been spent as a graphic designer. Bearing this in mind I once wrote a mystery where the MC unraveled the whole conspiracy because he could tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica at a glance. So, you know, it could be worse.