I need Restless Leg Syndrome to have some kind of sciencey name so it sounds less stupid when I explain it to people. Or at least call it Hurty Leg Syndrome, because “restless” is really downplaying it.
Instead of “you can kiss a hundred boys in bars,” my wife says “you can kiss a hundred worms in cars,” and I think that’s beautiful.
The toppy choppy process has been hard enough already, and I haven’t even had to get my tits out yet 😐
No, I don’t care if my gender is confusing to cis people. Just imagine how confusing it is for me.
Still have a twitter account for my p*dcast, and every time I open that gayforsaken app it’s like stepping in steaming dog shit
adding dozens of mods to my favorite game: finally this garbage is fucking playable
My doctor wants me to lower my BMI (I know, she sucks) but I'm stress eating through the fall of democracy
Heck yeah, let's toss them into the medical waste dump together
HELL YEAH!!!! (looking to get mine soon 👀)
