I knew playing Mass Effect again would fix me. I just knew it. I'm so so normal now.

Take a shot for every one of the evil cheeto's felony convictions. Oh, and call an ambulance first.

This is your reminder to never preorder, and never believe EA's lies.

When EA says Dragon Age 5 is coming this year, that tells me they want to try to push out a laughably unfinished game. Most likely, it'll be delayed until *at least* late 2025, and will still be broken on launch.

All y'all who think it's fine and hilarious for a straight woman to call another straight woman "butch" as an insult, just because a democrat said it - go fuck yourselves. We see you, and we see you don't really stand with us.

When people talk about "stop the steal" they mean me stealing my wife's pajamas. But I won't stop. I won't ever stop.

Ewphoria is well established, but may I present OWphoria🤪 🤕🏳️‍⚧️

Yessssss come back to us

I just think adopting 4-7 kittens would fix me

you've heard of 'bottoming your way to the top.' well I'm topping my way to the bottom