"Nowhere in the constitution does it say separation of church and state!" And nowhere in the constitution does it say "guns." When you read the text literally, you miss nuance and intended meaning. #2A#constitution#America#freedom
So after hearing all the hype, I went out and bought an Xbox controller to play FFXIV. I'm still not sure if I like it yet, it's definitely harder to play with. Tanking and targeting has been difficult, especially when there's more than one enemy to deal with. #FFXIV
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I left my phone in my locker, streaming FFXIV on Twitch with the brightness and volume turned down. I have work to do and no patience to watch a stream. I just want the mount code. #FFXIV
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Pro tip: If you live in a hate state that banned porn, it's still possible to watch porn on your phone. Turn off the phone wifi and rely entirely on cell towers for internet. It'll bypass the porn ban most of the time. You're welcome. #porn#freedom
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Oof, Biden is floundering in the debate tonight. He really needed to do well, but he's rambling, he's sleepy, he's quiet, he looks confused, and he's raspy. Biden's campaign is going to need a radical course correction to win. #debate2024
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I've got a desktop and a laptop to update the new Dawntrail expansion. The desktop just finished, however the laptop says it'll need at least 5 more hours. Assuming, of course, the launcher tool doesn't crash... again. It's going to be a long night. #FFXIV
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I hate it when friends, family, and coworkers ask what my book is about. It's not done yet, and I'm not comfortable sharing. Plus, there are three things you generally don't talk about in the workplace: Sex, religion, and politics. The book covers all three. #writing#satanism
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