and he's staying naked for the rest of the trip

The older I get, the more this might become a reality… Do you like dad bod me? 😏 🎨 @xantouke.bsky.social

What would you do if your waiter came up to you like this: "I'm sorry sir, I ate your burger on the way here. Would you like to order again? Might I suggest another burger and a milkshake? No, not chocolate. Peanut butter."

ボットやスパムのほとんどをブロックしてくれるメーリングリストがあるはずだ。

can i... 🥺 👉👈 be the woke dog in your 2024 nuclear family

Fellow pubby....

I gained 800~ followers in two days. jesus christ it IS possible to migrate to Bluesky. we just gotta keep going and keeping this place updated and for the love of god uninstall twitter. use the browser, but just toss the app. you’ll feel better.

Baby powder good >\\\\\\\<

Forget speakeasies. I'm starting a sleepeasy. Say the password and get led to a room with cute sleepy animals for comfort pets, snugs, and rest.

Oh hi daddy. Sorry daddy. Fuck I mean daddy? No wait... daddy! An exploration piece for Wisp! Wisp (c) @wispshep.bsky.social