If I woke up tomorrow as a six and a half foot tall busty wereleopard capable of bending lamp posts with my bare hands, the first two things I'd do would be "weep in joy" and "post a tit pic"

if I woke up as a six.5 foot busty wereleopard capable of bending lamp posts with my bare hands, the first thing I would do is systematically visit every politician and power hungry bastard in the world, one at a time, at their home. Y'know... to have, a Chat.