Came home to 11 16-year olds in my house (one of which is mine). Carnage? No, they're baking and Dire Straits is on the stereo. We have FAILED this generation.

Hang on, I need a bit of colour - which Dire Straits album was it? If it's the first one, that's acceptable. If Brothers In Arms, at their age, then that's a different matter entirely