Being a SW in New Orleans means having your clients text to ask if they can bring you batteries and water ahead of an impending hurricane. It's really very sweet.
Let's say, HYPOTHETICALLY, you get an accidental shot of jizz DIRECTLY up the nose, to the point where you now have baking soda flavored postnasal drip to rival the most stepped on cocaine in existence. How long would one wait, hypothetically, before going to get a throat swab for STIs? ๐ฎโ๐จ
Baby's first Black Mist diffusion filters have arrived and I am going to shamelessly abuse them! This is a softer, dreamy look I've been trying and failing to achieve in camera for years. Being self taught in everything means you don't know what you don't know, you know? But now I know!
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Most of the time I have pretty great clients. Most of the time. But today. Today was a hand sanitizer on my titties AFTER a thorough shower kinda day. ๐ฎโ๐จ (no, I'm not on here much, but there is literally nowhere else I can vent this kinda thing)
I want to be mad about this no call no show, but it means I can steal 15 minutes for myself to read Osha/Qimir fanfic, and I am an unrepentant slut for a desperate, smoldering, morally grey space wizard and his cinnamon roll with a heart of darkness babygirl.
It's all laughs at the RNC crashing Grindr until I get so fucking mad that all those local queers aren't catfishing and blackmailing the bastards in droves. Stand up for our ๐ณ๏ธโ๐flag๐ณ๏ธโ๐, mf'ers! They're out there trying to actually outlaw our existences, bash back!
Toasting myself in this 104 degree heat like a happy lil ๐ฆ. If I wasn't so much of a swamp monster that 27% humidity still gives me nosebleeds while my Vegas friends wilt from the unconscionable moisture, I would spend so much more time here.
Sidenote: Everyone in Vegas has boob jobs and they are all the BEST boob jobs I have ever seen. This place is a magic kingdom of giant, glorious titties. If I wasn't so assured of autoimmune fuckery from my ๐ body, I would be inspired to up my own ante by several orders of magnitude.