Money doesn't buy happiness? Tell that to the big, cozy robe I'm gonna wear for 6 straight months.

Here's how things are gonna go from now until May. At 4:47pm, the robe goes on. If you contact me at 4:48pm to socialize, it had better be at a robe-friendly venue. When you come to visit, you bring an offering for the robe. A wrapped hard candy, for example, or a tissue.