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Interesting press release. Go Birds.

Adult Entertainment Company CamSoda Bans Eagles’ Sirianni Following Latest Tiff with Fans

Today, CamSoda - an adult entertainment platform specializing in webcam performances - announced the ban of Eagles’ Head Coach, Nick Sirianni, from using their services. 

The ban, which goes into effect immediately, comes after the coach engaged in a passionate, verbal back-and-forth with fans at the Eagles’ home game against Cleveland this past Sunday. As part of the ban, Sirianni will not be able to access CamSoda’s extensive slate of model performances, which he’ll most certainly need considering the Eagles’ backfield penetration woes. 

"This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Nick disrespect the incredible Philadelphia fans,” said Daryn Parker, Vice President of CamSoda. “Hopefully this ban serves as a wake-up call to him and he recognizes that he’s blowing it for everyone. That said, if he really wants to run his mouth, we could arrange some ways for him to do that with our models.”

It doesn’t look like Philadelphia will be greasing their poles any time soon, but we hope Nick takes this ban seriously and changes his ways for the betterment of the team.
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Ben Natan
@thebennatan.bsky.social
Dissident scum. Union stooge. Actor, of course.
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