If you see this, quote post with beach photo from your gallery

My favorite Jesus (next to “Buddy Christ” in the film “Dogma.”)

a man giving a woman a high five with the words bring it in written below him

ALT: a man giving a woman a high five with the words bring it in written below him

There’s a briar patch metaphor in there somewhere, but I can’t quite figure out who the rabbit is

unfortunately “no no please don’t mute my opponent” is extremely funny

My cat coughs up stuff with more riz than this guy.

BBjoshuajfriedman.comAug 29, 2024 5:37pm

His delivery was atrocious: "At the [RNC], we were featurin' everyday American workers, and of course we had Hulk Hogan. And while it's temptin', and I'm sure it would make some big headlines, don't worry any—every—everybody, I'm not going to try to take off my shirt here ..." x.com/Acyn/status/...

Happy Skynet Day everyone

“Does anyone else just hate puppies?” [slaps adorable doe-eyed basset hound puppy, who looks stricken]

Can’t believe it’s been ten whole years since Tan Suit-gate and the world just moved on like nothing happened.

TV detective who asks "Was the victim circumcised" every episode but it never connects to anything

NYT tomorrow: Kamala Harris Won’t Submit To An Interview. Is It Because She’s A Woman? We Asked Andrew Tate.

KTkilgoretrout.bsky.socialAug 28, 2024 1:54am

have you ever seen a reporter perform his own colonoscopy using his entire head