On flat ground, would Kirby be faster running or rolling?

Someone saw the Red Dwarf episode where Rimmer kicks Death in the balls and thought what with all the times Starfleet has crossed to different universes that they should be prepared.

New life and new civilizations, Chief!

The room is almost full, Chief. I could really use an answer...It's up to my nipples and rising.

Are the seals in self sealing stem bolts rated for warp plasma? For---reasons.

*furious scribbling*

How effective is it? Wondering if I need to give it a try.