Aaagggghhhhhh This is all not how people would speak or do things. #TheArchers

Good grief. This joke and then apology thing is so weird. David saying he’s ‘savvy’. Cringed myself inside out. #TheArchers

Will Jill get horneted defending her bees? #TheArchers

‘Gear’ at Jill’s 94th birthday?! LET’S GO!!!!!!! #TheArchers

I don’t want to be Winona Ryder. #TheArchers

Wish I hadn’t bothered pausing ‘Designing the Hebrides’ for that 15 mins. Banjo! I am returning to you now! #TheArchers

Blimey. Sat in a trance of bewilderment after that ep. #TheArchers

Wow. David. BADGER!!! #TheArchers

Khalil’s a right jester 🥴 #TheArchers

Tough gig on the tweeting so far with this ep. #TheArchers