One time I told the Costco greeter to have a good day and he said, "Every day is a good day, some are just better than others." I was like fuck me, they do therapy now too?

It is amazing whot one can get out of Minimum Wage. One time I was at a mall where the food court had a Chik-fil-a. One of the workers was walking the seating area with a tray, offering samples. I said "Sorry, I only eat chicken on Sunday".

Therapy in bulk.

Costco does it all. The first time i saw the caskets at the exit i was like Dang they are not playing.

no corporate handbooks that tell you what to say

You just met a guy who legit only needed that job to get out of the house and meet people