Lunchtime!

In a perfect world more republicans would be voting for her than democrats, and more democrats would vote republican than republicans.. I don’t know maybe I’m getting old but I just miss the old of days when the country was unified like that

Be careful with that stuff, I was the same way but guess what? A little treat doesn’t hit anymore. The treats keep getting bigger and the satisfaction becomes less and less, my life is falling apart

One thing I really miss about being a mailman is how much you can learn about a person by going through their mail

The good news? I’m finally at a point in my acting career where I’m offer only. The bad news? I’ve never been asked to act in anything

Just gotta keep grinding till you’re at the top 💪💪 then you get to go to work everyday still but but in a nice bmw or Porsche, probably longer hours too but easier… oh, the weekends? Well those are for drinking dirty martinis and golfing with the boys 💯💯Heaven on earth is only a few clouds up my man

If I was a dentist I’d get a bunch of extra teeth installed into the roof of my mouth to show how much I love teeth.. not sure why you never see that

Was googling types of chickens and came across an incredible upcoming fight card 👀

When I was in school if a teacher was late or didn’t show up I’d just get up and start teaching the class, my methods were unconventional but there was always a huge and noticeable shift in the test scores afterwards

Had a roommate who did this with the same intent, it actually didn’t mess any of us up much. We went to Cicis pizza like 45 minutes later to play arcade games and take advantage of a wide selection of pizza at an affordable price and it didn’t even come up in conversation