I got one of these as a rental when my Ford got whacked a few years back. Dreadful thing really. Take it to a parking lot and rip some reverse donuts til you send the CVs to heaven

Kinda crazy that armadillos exist

Exclusive secret club or whatever

Modig should fucking pay me for this endorsement.

Dicks out for Harambe

New idea: Republican Jackass (Whispering) "yo I'm Bam MAGAgera, it's 7AM, and this is making the Starbucks worker write Merry Christmas on the cup"

Me talking to micros

My body is a machine that turns RedBull into piss

Nuclear Thuggery

MFmikeyfox.bsky.socialAug 10, 2024 4:45pm

3 dudes striking a pose! @qwalf.bsky.social @thedimacore.bsky.social and me

Why eat pussy when you can eat mortadella and provolone on a buttered croissant