Fwiw: apparently this isn’t from his truth social account. Per Aaron rupar @atrupar.bsky.social

Welcome to this regression Bienvenidos a regresíon

He’s now funded by Thiel. Anything he says should be viewed through the lens of “a purchased opinion”

A sentence that only someone willing to marry that dude would ever utter.

I feel like listing places you wouldn’t take your Dan flashes shirt would save you time.

Congrats, Jeff. Enjoy the new baby smell while it lasts.

Imagine her trying to introduce herself in France

What’s going on next week on the dystopia beat?

Adrien Brody should win all the Emmy’s for his Pat Riley performance in Winning Time. He’s so good, and has been the unquestionable star of the show this season.