I’ve lived in this apartment for newly two months. The housecleaner just asked if I wanted her to run the dishwasher. I walked over like “oh, but I don’t have a—“ The dishwasher was sitting there, smiling at me. BISH, where the fuck you been????? Got me looking crazy in front of this woman.
Dishwasher elves done up and installed the thing while you asleep last night. Just messing with you. But in a good way.
Anybody who can walk right past a dishwasher gets an automatic follow. You’re gazing at higher realms, my friend. 😁
This makes me want to see the dishwasher
oh. oh, sweetie. oh no.
The mind of the artist is elsewhere
lol, I’m sad you didn’t realize it was there before, but happy your house cleaner pointed it out!
you should celebrate your new-found fortunes with a meal that makes a lot of dirty dishes
Your apartment is probably equipped with WishFulfillment Engine 3.0. On my plan I can get anything below sauna.
It’s that dream where you find a whole new room in your house!