"Homegirl you gave him a lobotomy what the fuck did he DO to deserve that?!"
"Immortal doesn't mean invincible, shorty." He flicks her nose.
"Ah, Lucifer Morningstar! Just the man I wanted to see." Deon yyyyANKS a pencil out of his head, wiping the blood up off of it, pulling out a notebook. "I'm Deondray Sockwell! I'm a journalist who works for Interdimensional Weekly! We travel the multiverse and give reports on every corner! Mind++
҉. *•̩̩͙❦•̩̩͙* *•̩̩͙❦•̩̩͙*˚ ҉ 𝙀𝙫𝙚 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ ⠀⠀⠀ ⋮⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋮⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⋮ ⠀⠀⠀ ⋮⠀⠀⠀ ⋮⠀⠀⠀☆⠀⠀⠀ ⋮ ⠀⠀⠀ ☆⠀⠀⠀ ⋮⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⋮⠀⠀⠀⠀☆ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ☆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⋮ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ☆
(( also also also, like this post if you'd be ok with me tagging you for like... One of Deon's interviews or something. Who knows
(( bleh,,, Interdimensional Weekly is supposed to be Interdimensional and yet all I follow is Hazbin and Helluva accounts,,,I need to work on that
==》𝕬𝖉𝖆𝖒 𝕽𝕻 𝕬𝖈𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙《== 𝕱𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖀 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓱𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝕴𝖙'𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖊.
"I'm immortal and my teeth are slightly irritating me. So basically I'm as fine as I can get."