This is the sound of you renaming the group chat to this.

I am forty or fifty years old, and I do not need to be finding out I'm attracted to the actual-size theme park Megatron that snarls at you.

Hey, man.

Funniest thing he ever did.

V for Vendetta's sole redeeming quality is that it introduced a lot of people to egg-in-the-basket.

My mom has never seen The Mask. She doesn't care for that kind of humor. My father loved it, though. But we don't talk.

"Ssssome body is esssmoking!" -my mom telling me her favorite part of The Mask.

Yeah, that's me THE LEPER CORN!

Manning, I'm the LEPRECHAUN.

I won't. But I don't know if I can say the same of my friend 🔦THE LEPRECHAUN🔦