they could not simply hire a man who looks like that already, they had to put a sexy man in an elaborate mediocre dude suit so he could play a generic gangster

It is endlessly hilarious to make Colin Farrell look like Richard Kind rather than cast Richard Kind though

I will watch the first one but I know it’s gonna piss me off. Now I’m just brainstorming: maybe they could remake Shallow Hal with Colin Farrell in Gwyneth Paltrow’s part