telling my cats they are perfect even though they are deeply flawed creatures

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Wow. Can't believe you would just lie to them...

clawed*

only so as not to shame you with their absolute perfection

telling my cats theyre disgusting little goblins despite them being perfect little babies in order to keep them humble

selfish. greedy. immature. major personality problems tbh

They did NOTHING wrong. >:( Their flaws are just you projecting. They did NOT in fact push the mug off the counter!

cats have no flaws how dare you

the energy we need in this Era of Bullshit