Fun fact, a lot of paywalled articles can be found on archive.pharchive.is, or 12ft.io (if you can get that one to work)

I never got gud at that game

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Scam Yankees

Could be even more confusing

I'd argue it's like early 20-teens Twitter before every media outlet and brand marketing department joined. Not the Wild West, but definitely not the Big City. Like Twitter in its adolescence.

Neat piece of information: their vocalist/guitarist is also in a band called Nine Pound Hammer which did the theme song for a fun, surrealist show on Adult Swim back in the aughts called 12 oz. Mouse.

Bigger mystery: why are they called Nashville Pussy when they're from Atlanta?

Seems like no one would be reaching first base then.

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