I’ve never worked in food service, never wanted to and would never want to be a chef. I do enjoy cooking and if you give me a sharp knife with a big pile of stuff to cube I’ll be happily busy for a while.

It you’re going to wear guyliner like its the oughts you should do the girl jeans too. The time for half measures has passed.

no kidding

I burned my hand cooking something else and had to flip tortillas with a spatula, bringing eternal shame to my entire bloodline.

That makes too much sense to be true.

This morning I saw a car with a Trump/Vance bumper sticker placed directly above a Coexist bumper sticker, in case you were wondering what the limits of that sentiment are.

This the Oasis reunion for people that grew up around livestock.

It’s hard to explain but it seems like David Lynch has the most interesting, perhaps benign, form of horniness.

Yeah, absolute cool and clarity. On a big three morning show he was making this case. Amazing!

The other thing about Asheville, same as in New Orleans is it reminds me of a vet I knew who was radicalized when he was deployed to Haiti to protect democracy or whatever and they had him guarding dumpsters with his rifle to keep hungry kids from scavenging food from them.