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The Mall Krampus
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Excel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs.
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Great art can have multiple meanings

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Predator handshake with FFC and Kevin Costner

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We are more of a Worf/Jadzia pair tbqh

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HER: How often to you think about Rome? ME: daily. Sometimes multiple times a day. HER: what about Rom? ME: only slightly less than I think about you HER: 🥰

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Ben Hur but Lord of the Rings is an insane What If

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This is basically the reason I can’t really get into this site beyond the “is a group chat with people I miss from Twitter.” All the would-be Serious People are concerningly unserious and appear completely unaware of this. I’m somewhat unsure how to align this to election feelings.

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We do it

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It is really amusing that all the memes about dudes going to the gym to attract women but in practice only getting complimented by other dudes is incredibly true. This week it’s a bartender observing that the blood vessels in my hands are so enormous that I must have absurd grip strength

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The Mall Krampus
@themallkrampus.bsky.social
Excel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs.
452 followers224 following3.8k posts