ok fine. I can't live like this anymore. I'm downloading the eBay app

ring of power characters pronouncing Galadriel like they're emily in paris

please god let Chuck Modi never get canceled (let him never be cancelable) cause I'm down to like two news sources I can stomach and he's the most solid one

all right... can somebody please wake me up in preciselyyyy 26 days??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

helpful mantra for those who need it: it doesn't matter if everyone at the dentist knows I'm high, I'm allowed to be high at the dentist ✨✨

going to battle on the back of a horse you love and trust must go soooo hard

ok I understand not wanting to lead Gondor into a cave with no back door, but why did they encourage Theodin to meet the army out in the fields? they didn't know how massive the orc army was yet? cause a fortress with multiple levels to fall back to is actually kinda handy?

one thing about me is anytime I say there was a number of something, there was at least one less than whatever I said

today my wedding dress alterer asked if I wanted the corset bodess taken in more, when it was probably an inch and a half too big and sliding down. something about being a plus size bride I don't understand why everyone wants me to look ugly?